The Big Tent or Just a Side Show?

Hey, kids, the circus is coming to town!

See the amazing Jugglers as they toss fire, sling mud & hurl brickbats! Watch the Astonishing Acrobats perform feats of dazzling dexterity as the fly through the air from one position to the next! Be astounded by wondrous feats of magic from the Far East of these United States, which feats include such marvels as the Spontaneous Appearance, In the Very Front Row of the Audience, Before the Eyes of a Nation, of the One Black Person In the Crowd. Delight at the sight of an endless stream of cavorting clowns as they exit their Automobile of Hummer Brand, in an awesome & amazing spectacle of illusion & good humor that is Not To Be Missed. Laugh at the Ribald & Droll remarks of the Ringleader, an individual of immense verbal dexterity & infinite Wisdom in the ways of the World & Future of Man-kind.

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Witness the World Premiere of the Magnificent & Enthralling act titled "Elephants On The Tundra," in which many thousands of these powerful & horrific Beasts will, for the benefit of an enraptured & perhaps nearly-Raptured public, act out a ritual ceremony in a most harrowing & inhospitable clime ill-suited for their temperament & Ways.