Elephants Gone Wild
This week's NY Times Magazine cover story (and currently among the top 10 most e-mailed stories on nytimes.com):
"An Elephant Crackup?"
Well, sure. I mean, there's the Foley thing and the Iraq thing and the Woodward book and all those other books and the lingering stench of the Abramoff thing. Is it any wonder they're cracking up? Now the flight to the Twin Cities makes sense: a little bit of retail therapy at the Mall of America, a leisurely stroll around a lake or two, a stop in at Hazelden and/or Mayo. . . .
Oh. Wait. You mean real elephants are going crazy? Never mind.
"An Elephant Crackup?"
Well, sure. I mean, there's the Foley thing and the Iraq thing and the Woodward book and all those other books and the lingering stench of the Abramoff thing. Is it any wonder they're cracking up? Now the flight to the Twin Cities makes sense: a little bit of retail therapy at the Mall of America, a leisurely stroll around a lake or two, a stop in at Hazelden and/or Mayo. . . .
Oh. Wait. You mean real elephants are going crazy? Never mind.
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